Dear Neighbors

Dear Black Neighbors, Your lives matter.

Dear Muslim Neighbors, Your beliefs will be respected.

Dear Latino Neighbors, You will not find walls here.

Dear Female Neighbors, Men will respect you. We will demand it.

Dear LGBTQQIA Neighbors, You will find support here.

Dear Jewish Neighbors, Your heritage is important here.

Dear International Neighbors, You are welcome here.

Dear Neighbors, We thrive together and learn from one another.


Adapted from the University of Kentucky, College of Public Health, student support initiative.


True Titles

50 Hilariously Honest New Titles For Your Favourite Books

“Have you ever picked up a book after reading the title and thought that sounds interesting, only to read the story and think that title really doesn’t do the book justice? We decided to take a brutally honest look at the most popular books, and as a result we’ve changed their original titles to reflect what the essence of the story is about.

We have created 50 hilariously honest alternate titles for some of your favourite books.”

So go to the site and see if you can guess the actual titles. (Oh, yeah, and be sure to look at the penguin image on each cover.)

My favorites:

The Judge Did It  (And Then There Were None – Agatha Christie)

Clowns Are Scary  (It – Stephen King)

Creepy Person Bites People, Makes More Creepy People  (Dracula – Bram Stoker)

All The Best Characters Die  (Game of Thrones – George R.R. Martin)

Alice Experiments With Drugs  (Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Caroll)

Sugar Induced Hallucination  (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl)

What Happens When You Leave the Planning to Dwarves  (The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien)

2017  (1984 – George Orwell)

Pretend You Have Read This Book to Impress Your Friends  (War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy)

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Aah, Aquarium

I’d been thinking about having an aquarium in my home office, I find them stress-reducing. But not in the budget. Then I started going through stuff, planning a yard sale for next spring. And lo and behold, there was the 10-gallon tank, complete with filter and heater, that hasn’t been used since we moved 13 years ago. So yes, it still cost a small bit to buy fish and fish food and various stuff, but much less than buying the equipment itself. I already had the rocks and plants. Colorful inexpensive small fishies and a few snails. I really want more snails.



And then, the smaller plastic (not as nice as but much cheaper than glass) tank was 75% off at Petsmart. So now three angelfish inhabit that, along with some porcelain fish I had packed away.



Ah, relaxation.

Permanent Remembrance

corgi tattoo

I got my first tattoo several years ago, for my 54th birthday in November–a colorful peacock feather. Then a month after that, a second one for Christmas–a rose and rosebuds. One on each forearm. Then a year or two later a third on my calf, a fancy initial R for my name.  I kept saying I was going to get tattoos for all my beloved Corgis that have passed on, perhaps in a row down my leg — but then realized that if I lived long enough and had all the dogs I want, I could run out of skin.

So I decided on one tattoo to immortalize all my darlings. I used a simplified version of my Chivalry Corgis logo, and added the words “Forever in My Heart”. Of course, it is over my heart.