Book Review: Porn For Women

Do you want to know how to create the perfect fantasy romance hero? What traits to give him so that every woman immediately loves him? Read Porn for Women (and enjoy the photos). Here’s the intro:

“What really turns women on? We, at the Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative, have dedicated our careers to answering this very question. In pursuit of answers, we canvassed the nation, traveling far and wide, surveying women across the land. We asked young women, old women, rich and poor, “what really, really gets you hot?” […] Prepare to enter our fantasy world, girls (or guys who want to learn something), a world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await us at home, and flatulence is just not that funny.”

Yep, the guys pictured in this little book say all those things that make us swoon, make us adore them and think we’ve found the perfect man. So put these pearls into your hero’s dialogue:

“I don’t have to have a reason to bring you flowers.”

“Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we’ll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.”

“I love a clean house.” (Picture of hunky, shirtless guy doing the vacuuming.)

“I know, let’s take you shoe shopping.”

“Want to snuggle?”

“Have another piece of cake. I don’t like you looking so thin.”

“As soon as I finish the laundry, I’ll do the grocery shopping. And I’ll take the kids with me so you can relax.”

There, doesn’t that sound like the perfect man? Total fantasy, but still perfect for a romance hero.

Oh, and they also have postcards, calendars and fantasy coupons.

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